If there's one thing that annoys me about zombie survival tips, it's when people recommend that you grab a machete, katana or meat cleaver to deal with the undead. Who the hell do you think you are, Zorro? People running around with blades is going to cause more harm than good, but luckily the folks at REI know what it takes to make a proper anti-zombie weapon - the humble frying pan.
What makes the top of your list of survival gear?
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ReplyDeleteDon't have a cast iron skillet, but I do have a baseball bat. You're right, blades are dangerous and messy. You don't want infected blood on you. Oh, and always wear protective eyewear.
A baseball bat would be equally effective (and have good reach) against a horse of the undead :)
Deletehehee! love your site - a WIAW post followed by zombie survival tips :-) love it!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I do my best :) Here's hoping that the combination of fitness and zombies actually motivates me enough to get fit!
DeleteGlad they put playing cards on the list. Obviously last case scenario, but if you learn a couple slight of hand magic tricks it just may entertain them long enough to get yourself over to a nearby frying pan
ReplyDeleteNow, do you think that shining light into a zombie's eyes will work? Are they still sensitive to light? I'd go for the baseball bat, too. It's my trusty weapon of choice, with one sitting beside my bed in case of intruders, human or zombie.
ReplyDeleteShannon at The Warrior Muse